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Who is afraid of Mr. Hoover? I am. Human says, in fact she insists that her beloved Mr. Hoover is very useful because it cleans almost everything in our house. So, I will have to get used to it.

Yeah right! How?

Well, Human lets me sniff each part of Mr. Hoover. I sniff, I sniff and I sniff. It’s almost okay. Really. Until Mr. Hoover makes its dreadful noises and starts to suck everything it comes across.

Mr. Hoover even tries to suck my scratching post, my bed and my besties, Snoopy, Rusty and Sumatra. Talking about how it can be very rude and extreemly cruel!

Seriously, I am sure that it will also suck the life of me eventually, or worse, my food and my milk!

No way!

I don’t want and will not get used to it.

Period!

I am cutest, coolest and toughest kitten in the whole world but Mr. Hoover will always scare the hell out of me!

Mr. Hoover comes = I hide!