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On the first day I arrived at our my home, Human said that there’re house rules that I’ll have to obey at all times. I do not recall her exact words but they sound almost like this:

“Sintra, welcome home. I have only 3 house rules that you’ll have to obey:

1. Stay away from my gadgets
2. Stay away from my shoes
3. Stay away from my closet

“It’s vital that you stay away from those 3 things at all times. If you do, then we’ll get along just fine”, Human added.

I mean, “Stay away from her shoes? Seriously? Hello, I am not a dog so I’ll definitely stay away from them. Most of the time anyway.

Her gadgets?

Well, I don’t know.

Some of them are very tempting.

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And her closet?

OMG!

Human’s closet is so … (I have no word for it) but it’s almost yummy 🙂

So, how am I supposed to stay away from Human’s closet?