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These are boring words that I am constantly hearing from Human everytime I look at my goldfish, Chikie. “Be nice to Chikie!”, “Don’t hit Chikie!”, “Remember, Chikie is our family!” And I was like, “Yeah, I hear you, Momma!”

Human has made me promise to just look at Chikie and be nice to it. Yeah, it is one of so many promises that I have no intention to keep once so ever. But I do pretend to be nice to Chikie when Human is around.

Like this.

And, whenever Human is away, I am the king of my own castle! So, I am entitled to do whatever I want to Chikie. Well, until I get busted and caught on camera by Human, that is.

When I am doing the things like this.

Or this.

I don’t remember when exactly but Human was away. And yeah, it’s party time for me! I really wanted to get Chikie out of its fishtank. I was just trying, and trying, and trying and poef!!! Suddenly Human was there – you-tubing me with her iPhone!

Then, Human said, “Let Chikie alone. Don’t be mean to Chikie!” And I was like, “I don’t want to be mean. I just want to beat the crap out of the goldfish!”

Unfortunately Human wouldn’t let me and distracted me from my ingenious attempt. Too bad. Maybe next time. Till, next time, Chikie!